Thorin: A tiny house would make sense. They're easy to move, small footprint and because they're so small you can splurge on fancy updates like marble countertops.
Bilbo: I am not leaving my luxurious smial to live in a wagon.
Thorin: It's a bit more than just a wagon...
Bilbo: I am accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Thorin: Pfft. You did just fine living out of a pack on a horse.
Bilbo: That was a nightmare. You are literally describing a terrible time in my life I do not with to repeat.
Thorin: Fine. We can move into my mountain slash castle.
Bilbo: *pats his arm* It's called 'moving up the ladder', darling.
Thorin: Pfft. We could've been happy in a tiny home.
Bilbo: Trust me, you'll be happier with room for all of my stuff.